HEY GIRL!
This is an EXTENDED CARRD. This is NOT an obligatory read, most of the stuff here (specifically the DNIs) are things I've already COVERED MYSELF. If you fall under any of those, I probably 1. Will block you eventually, 2. Already have you blocked 3. uhmm SURPRISE GAS LEAK!!!!!! (don't interact, obviously)
This carrd is just because I LIKE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF AND MY LITTLE DETAILS. Again, you don't NEED to know any of this to interact with me! You will learn about it while doing so anyway! I just like getting the word out for anyone that's interested :3c

If you fall under any of these I already hired a hitman to find you so count your days...
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If you sexualize characters that are 18-19 years old (SPECIALLY if they're "freshly legal" or if they're the youngest in their source material)IF YOU??? JOKE ABOUT NECROPHILIA OR GORE OR SHIT LIKE TJAT LIKE WAJTWHATI CANT BELIEGE I HAVE TO CLARIFY THIS BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGHIf You Are Canadian. You Guys Are EVIL. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER UNIRONICALLY MET A CANADIAN THAT ISN'T EVIL. WTFIF YOU'RE A COUNTRYHUMANS FAN OH MY GOODNESS I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE "COUSINS" BC I LIKE HETALIA YOU PEOPLE ARE DERANGED.If you've ever interacted with heavenlyduty_yossi. first of all I'm Sorry. Second of all I'm Very Sorry. Third of all if you're friends with yossi GET AWAY FROM ME!??$@%>ACTUALLY ON THAT NOTE IF I KNEW YOU FROM 2019-2021 AND WE ENDED ON A RELATIVELY NEGATIVE NOTE DON'T TALK TO ME? UNLESS I'VE MADE IT CLEAR IDGAF? EVEN THEN IT'S KINDA WEIRD SO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THAT.Ok sorry. I forgot these are supposed to be serious DNIs. but this is just a dark glimpse into the people I've met. Yes half of them were Canadian and evil.If you're transID or support transID (transrace, transage, transabled, transplural, etc)If you hate people that pronoun hoard, label hoard, name hoard or anything of the sort.If you hate typing quirk users even after the person offers translations and isn't being weird about it (they're just having fun dude)If you're a Danganronpa fan... or an Ensemble Stars fan... you guys... are a little Odd...If you're actually a fujoshi or himedanshi.Uhmmm if youre evil and trying to sell me evil potions that make you evil... leave

If you fall under any of these I have already filed a restraining order so stay away...
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If you ship: EdLuca, AesVic, V.A.L.E, FredOrph, LucaTracy, NortOrph, NortMelly, NortAlice (WTF) OR LTIEARLLY JUST NORTON WITH ANYONE Same with Joseph, Hastur, and Luca and uh I forgor.If you like Freddy Riley, Kreacher Pierson or Philippe you should be jailed methinksIf you like Vriska Serket or defend her in Vriscourse or whtv its called UR DUMB!!!! Same with Cronus Ampora I think these two suckIf you ship Levi, Marina, or Samarie with any of the other contestants (Olivia is on thin ice I guess)If you kin: Asriel Dreemurr, Jinx (LoL/AC), Aradia Megido, Eridan Ampora, Karkat Vantas, Fischl, UNIRONICALLY ANYONE FROM F&H1/2If you only use AAVE in arguments or if you use pet names with people in arguments.IF YOU HOARD URLS FOR CARRD/RENTRY AND THEN NEVER USE THEM AND/OR SELL THEM FOR MORE THAN 1$/HOARD THEM AND THEN ASK PEOPLE "dm me if you want them they're free lol" I THINK YOU'RE THE WORST EVER EVER EVER I HOPE YOU GROW INTOLERANT TO ALL TYPES OF LACTOSE YOU SCUMIf you are actually British like not even for the bit like you're actually a British Person. (/hj)If you actually gatekeep things from random people online just bc it's "niche" or whatevr..If you're one of those people that has like super sexual display names can you blow upIf youre like super blunt or super dry I think I'll explode everywhre

I have a habit of repeating memes, phrases, words or anything I find funny and silly. Things like thingamajig, [x]fail, or repeating phrases like "bakes you" or "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" Im so serious on this its like part of my instinct. If one day I do any of these dont take them as a threat I just get SO EXCITED AND GIDDY AND HAPPY that I don't know how to express it so I have to let it out like a burst of energy ok...In VC I also say things like "I'M SO SCARED THAT WAS SO SCARY GUYS OH MY GOD. IM REALLY SCARED" but like 95% of the time I'm playing it up I think. Sometimes I also tend to exaggerate my accent (my main language is Spanish) or I may start repeating things very often, it's mostly just me stimming because I like social interaction so much it literally makes me die.I GET SUPER GIDDY SUPER FAST I'm sorry if I start spamming your inbox or using capsI forgive and forget kind of easily I think as long as you are pretty nice I have no issue with you. Thts why my opinion on people also changes quickly. Oh and I also just forget things in general sorry. Oh and I wouldn't call them moodswings but like I tend to very easily recover from being sad or having situational depression. I'm a very anxious and shy person though so sorry if I seem distantI have mild/severe (mostly mild) paranoia and anxiety regarding being watched or stalked or anything like that so please don't make jokes of that sort with me or I will combust I'm so serious. Please don't mention spirits/entities that are known to be hostile from other cultures that sorta stuff freaks me out the most.I tend to type really dry-ly sometimes but that's just because I get tired quickly so if it looks like I have killing intent I'm actually just eepy.MYLO IF YOURE READING THIS STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR THW WAY I SAY PEANUTS OUTLOUD IM GOING TO DROP A BIG BIG BIG CARTON OF MILK ON YOU WHEN I FIND YOUI tend to get sleepy a lot and forget to reply sometimes I'm sorry... also if we've known each other for a while I might start asking to VC or play games idk halp

I SERIOUSLY consider these characters my kids:
Sherbet Cookie, Rui Ayaki, and Levi Termina (yes termina is his last name I am married to Fear and Hunger Termina)
Ok well this is mostly like a joke I don't ACTUALLY think these guys are my kids BUT I am very attached to them in that type of relationship perspective so please don't say you kin with any of them or that you are them or say tjat they're your kids or that you're dating them or anything?? (the first 2 are like 13yo actually idk why you'd do that in the first place) IT DOESN'T LIKE genuinely upset me but it weirds me out if its constantly repeated... So like if you've only ever said once or a few times that you relate to idfk Levi I'm not going to kill you but like pls refrain from saying you're him and stuff. This only applies if I know you personally bc otherwise I just block people SORRYOn that note I tend to be super crazy about the characters I like and I mean genuinely crazy I'm talking "I once spent like 100$+ worth of birthday money on a game and cried my eyes out during my comfort character's release date announcement" yes this happened... So I'm sorry if I become like too much with my sillies I jut can't handle the giggles. The crazies are but aren't limited to: constantly talking about my goobers. Cornplating. Cornplating. Cornplating. Cornplating. Cornplating. Talking so much I puke or cry or generally feel sick (half joke). I'M SO OBSESSED WITH THE MINIS. te minis are mentally sick int rhead. oh ym god im losing it just thinki g about my goobers. ok thats itAlso uhmmmm final note but just bc I don't wanna cause any misunderstandings of nuffin: nothing on thjis carrd was added 2 shade anyone in specific or anything :'3 IDK I FEEL LIKE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID JUST IN CASE... yea :'3Anyway uhmmmmm i might update this more i dot know